Evil Bong 2: King Bong
I feel as if I need to be high or at least drunk watching this franchise, but alas I won’t be. So far they are entertaining at least, even though they are not scary. But I have a feeling later movies will be scary (and what I mean by scary is a bad, bad movie). For now, I’m just going to lay back and enjoy the ride.
Photo Credit: Full Moon Pictures
Released: Jul 7, 2009
Runtime: 80 mins
Director: Charles Band
Writer: Charles Band, Domonic Muir
Actors: Brett Chukerman, Sonny Carl Davis, Mitch Eakins
PLOT
Stoners Larnell, Brett, and Bachman all suffer from severe delayed side effects from smoking grass from evil bong Eebee. The trio embark on a journey to the jungle in South America along with their nerdy straight-laced buddy Allistair and delivery guy Rabbit to find a cure for their various ailments.
MY THOUGHTS
No kills in Evil Bong 2 unfortunately. It’s more comedy than horror. The closest kill would be when Rabbit is rolled up to be a human sized doobie.
John Patrick Jordan (Larnell), Mitch Eakins (Bachman), Brian Lloyd (Brett), Sonny Carl Davis (Rabbit the delivery man), and Robin Sydney (Luann) return to their respective roles. Brett Chukerman (known for a handful of non-genre movies and TV shows) takes over the role as Allistair, the brainiac.
With Eevee blown to pieces the boys live on. However, Larnell, Bachman, and Brett have strange side effects because of the bong. Larnell has a perpetual hard on, humping anything and everything. Bachman has a bad case of Narcolepsy, falling asleep anywhere at any time. And Brett, the former baseball player, has gained a ton of weight. Larnell calls Allistair to help them.
The boys figure out where Eevee came from and head to the jungles to find a cure. While there the guys with Rabbit the delivery guy find out that Larnell has the pieces of Eevee and brought it with them. Luckily for them they find a doctor there who has some magic weed that helps them get rid of each of their “problems”.
Before they can leave, Larnell’s evil grandfather takes Eevee and reassembles her. But they are attacked by the PoonTang tribe (LOL) and Eevee and Rabbit are kidnapped. It’s up to Larnell and the guys to rescue them.
This is where we find out there is a King Bong and his minions, the PoonTang Tribe. King Bong takes the guys into his bong, but not before Eevee tells them how to beat King Bong. Is Eevee a not so evil bong? We shall see.
Will Larnell, Brett, Bachman, and Rabbit be able to defeat King Bong and his dangerous, half naked PoonTang?
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Overall, not as fun as the original Evil Bong but still entertaining enough for a sequel. Not scary at all but it’s a Charles Band movie and there’s a PoonTang Tribe!!!! I am hoping that later sequels will have some kills or some horror elements.
And now for your Forever Final Girl Exclusive…Did you know?:
King Bong speaks over the end credits.
Actor Jacob Witkin (Grandpa Cyril) also played Sir Ian Cauvenaugh in Gingerdead Man 2: The Passion of the Crust.
All of the actresses portraying members of the PoonTang Tribe are adult film stars.
Have you seen the other Evil Bong movies? Check out my other reviews here: Evil Bong Franchise.
Let’s get into the rankings:
Kills/Blood/Gore: 0/5
Sex/Nudity: 3/5
Scare factor: 0/5
Enjoyment factor: 4/5
My Rank: 2/5
IMDB: 4.3/10
Rotten Tomatoes: critics: –/10 audience: 2.4/10
Letterboxd: 2.1/5